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Speedy kids

Published on May 26, 2008 in Attempt at humor, Family and Photoshoppin'. 0 Comments

Several years ago, my Grandma Ruth bought a used wheelchair, “in case she needed it someday.” We agreed to store it for her in our garage until she needed it. We’ll—most of the time it was in the garage! Sometimes the kids would take it out for fun, like seeing how fast they could go, or trying to get sympathy from passing motorists.

Here is a picture of Alison and Austin on such a day (with a little exaggeration!) …

Imagine if Austin had worn shoes instead of flip-flops that day!

Return of the Jetta!

Published on March 18, 2008 in Attempt at humor, Photoshoppin' and Projects. 0 Comments


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Very glad to have this car running again, we are! (Especially Alison!)

Post an update in the future, I will. Fill you in since this and this, I must.

Crop failure ahead?

Published on March 3, 2008 in Attempt at humor and Technology. 4 Comments

As I noted at the end of my “About” page, I used to have Phalacrophobia, but I don’t anymore.

This news is for guys who still have this phobia. Great! For 150 bucks you can:

  • See if your future will be bright and shiny (or not)
  • Know if you will continue living under cover, or come out on top

The test doesn’t fix anything. It supposedly just lets you know what the future holds. In my experience, the best cure for Phalacrophobia, is just to let nature take its course… it is impossible to have a “fear of going bald” when you are bald!

My favorite bald jokes:

  • You don’t put a marble top on cheap furniture
  • God only made a few perfect heads—the rest he covered up.
  • I used to have wavy hair—until it waved good-bye!

Feel free to contribute your bald jokes and one-liners. I need some new ones!