As I noted at the end of my “About” page, I used to have Phalacrophobia, but I don’t anymore.
This news is for guys who still have this phobia. Great! For 150 bucks you can:
- See if your future will be bright and shiny (or not)
- Know if you will continue living under cover, or come out on top
The test doesn’t fix anything. It supposedly just lets you know what the future holds. In my experience, the best cure for Phalacrophobia, is just to let nature take its course… it is impossible to have a “fear of going bald” when you are bald!
My favorite bald jokes:
- You don’t put a marble top on cheap furniture
- God only made a few perfect heads—the rest he covered up.
- I used to have wavy hair—until it waved good-bye!
Feel free to contribute your bald jokes and one-liners. I need some new ones!
Some of us have always had the desire to be follically challenged. Yes, my chrome dome is thanks to an assist from Norelco.
My joke additions:
* A bald head is like heaven, for there is no parting there.
* Can a bald man get a hairline fracture?
I wish I could add to the jokes, but the marble top on cheap furniture– seems like you couldn’t get much funnier. I keep snickering every time I think of it. Thanks for the funny.
At least you never will get a wild hair (sic) to dye your hair and end up with orange roots and almost black tips. (I’m currently in hiding.)
I hadn’t heard of the marble top on cheap furniture…but it’s SO TRUE. heheheh.
Here’s a new one, from an old fellow at Astor House:
There are three stages for hair — no part. part, and depart!